Mixpanel Was a Week From Death: Suhail's Fundraising Story
Suhail Doshi recounts Mixpanel's 2009 raise: $15K from YC, half the batch dying after demo day, 11 firms saying no, two firms wanting to replace him as CEO, and a VC telling him point blank he'd fail, before closing $500K at a $2M pre a week before running out of money. He extracts what actually drove the eventual yes: team and whether the idea is personally interesting to the investor.
Objections & RejectionFundraising PsychologySeedCloudflare's Worst VC Stories: The Sequoia Pass and the Andreessen Ambush
Cloudflare's CEO shares two of the company's worst fundraising stories: a Sequoia partner who passed because he didn't think a woman (co-founder Michelle Zatlyn) could lead a security infrastructure company, and an unprepared meet-and-greet with Marc Andreessen that turned out to be a full pitch. Posted during the June 2026 viral VC horror-story wave.
Objections & RejectionFundraising EthicsSeedThe GP Who Slept Through a $15M Series A Pitch
Isenberg describes pitching a $15M Series A at a top-3 VC firm while one of the general partners slept for 30+ minutes and everyone pretended not to notice. The post kicked off the June 2026 viral wave of founders sharing VC horror stories, drawing replies from Mark Pincus, Travis Kalanick, Matthew Prince, and others.
Investor MeetingsFundraising PsychologySeries AWhat Investors Will Ask You, and Why: Decoding the Fundraising Process
A former founder turned pre-seed VC (20,000+ pitches reviewed) explains the questions investors actually ask, and the underlying reason behind each one, so founders are never blindsided in meetings.
Investor MeetingsRaise ReadinessPre-SeedWhat I Learned Raising My First Seed Round (and Turning Down 30% Dilution)
A first-time founder of virtual-workspace startup Branch narrates his first seed raise: struggling with traditional VC, generating ~$4M in commitments largely through online friends, and learning that 'money is expensive', taking every offer would have cost over 30% of the company at seed.
Valuation & DilutionClosing the RoundSeedPitching Zynga to a Sleeping Partner: 'Weekend at Bernie's Meets Silicon Valley'
Pincus recalls pitching Zynga in 2007, when no firm wanted to back the company, to a partner who fell asleep mid-pitch. Zynga went on to a multi-billion-dollar IPO.
Investor MeetingsObjections & RejectionSeedPitching a VC in His Parked Lexus: Kalanick's 2001 Hustle Story
Kalanick describes intercepting a VC who was fleeing his own office to avoid their 2001 meeting, then pitching him from the passenger seat of the investor's parked Lexus during the dot-com winter.
Investor MeetingsCold OutreachSeedThink Like a VC: Erik Torenberg's Favorite Seed-Raising Tips
A compilation of seed-raising heuristics anchored on a Paul Graham paraphrase: pretend you're the VC, adopt their incentives, and convince yourself you'd invest, then that you could convince your partners too.
Fundraising StrategyFundraising PsychologySeedSleeping Partner, Scowling Partner, Term Sheet Anyway
Wessel, now a First Round partner, recalls a 2015 Series A pitch where one famous partner slept and another scowled throughout, then the firm sent a term sheet two hours after IC and was shocked she declined.
Investor MeetingsTerm SheetsSeries AHow VCs Should Behave in Pitches: Put Founders at Ease
A seed VC lists concrete behaviors investors should adopt in pitch meetings, pitch yourself first, show vulnerability, don't check your phone, acknowledging how stressful pitching is for founders.
Investor MeetingsFundraising PsychologyPre-Seed20 High-Status Questions to Ask in VC Meetings
Frames fundraising as a status game and provides 20 specific questions founders can ask in VC meetings to signal selectivity and flip the chase dynamic.
Investor MeetingsMomentum & SignalingSeed